Follow-up Quote

"I speak to everyone in the same way, whether he is the garbage man or the president of the university."  --Albert Einstein

Eliza Doolittle would have been much better off with Albert.

A Favorite Quote

"The difference between a flower girl and a lady is not the way she acts, but the way she is treated."
--Eliza Doolittle

The way we treat people matters.

More Conversations....

Conversation #1:

Sophie (beaming): "Hey Dad! Look--guess what I made!"

Dad (looking at the folded washcloth): "Well, it looks like a kite."

Sophie (still beaming): "Yes! And look what's inside!"

Dad (looking puzzled): "Um, a cookie?"

Sophie (throwing her hands up in the air): "YES!!! Because all kites have cookies in them!"

Conversation #2

Sophie (munching on an ice cream sandwich): "Dad, I like ice cream sandwiches--they're kinda like food."

Dad (trying to be humorous): "Yeah, only different."

Sophie (again holding her hand up by her face with index finger extended): "Hmm." (and then brightening) "Well! That can mean only one thing!" (End of conversation....)

(I wonder: What is that One Thing???)


I hope (I'm quite sure) that I'm not alone in these experiences. When the duties, distractions, and crises of the day begin to take their toll on your mental stability, there's nothing like this kind of little interaction to lighten the day and put a smile on your face!

Conversations With A Three-Year-Old

So, here's a little interaction--verbatim--between Sophie and me:

Dad: "Sophie, why is the floor wet here?"

Sophie: "Oh, I'm sorry Dad, but I had a little accident."

Dad: "Why is the floor wet?"

Sophie (matter-of-factly): "Don't you know, water comes out of the sugar bowl."

Dad (thinking "Huh???"): "But you know you're not supposed to have water in your bedroom, don't you?"

Sophie: "Hmm. (Holding her hand up by her face with index finger extended) Speaking of jellyfish...."

At this point the conversation ends because I am no longer able to maintain composure.

Conversations like this are a daily occurence around here. I need to start writing them all down. Actually, recording them all with a little spy video camera attached to my ear would be even better; then I wouldn't have to convince people that they really happen.

One

"One." It defines the state of harmony that exists between the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost; it expresses the goal of husband and wife; it is the command of our Lord, given to all those who would be His disciples, of how we should be with one another; and it is the desire of our Savior for the condition of our relationship with Him. It is the latter expression that is the theme of this work: If we are one with the Lord, then no matter the intensity of the storms that afflict us in life—and they will be intense at times—we will emerge with hearts intact and spirits buoyed and strengthened. We will, at length, come to know as the apostle Paul did, that “I can do all things through Christ, which strengtheneth me.”

This painting was done for the Triannual International Art Competition sponsored by my church. In it--as in all my paintings--I hope to convey the gift of peace I feel from my Savior, Jesus Christ. (In this painting, the two trees are symbolic of the individual and the Savior.) The above paragraph is my description that accompanied its submission.

Dichotomy

This is what Amazon.com recommends for me. In case you're unable to read the small print, they are: Victorinox Swiss Army Knife; Ty Uniqua Backyardigans Toy; Tuscan Elements (Interior Design) Book; and Victorinox Swiss Army Multitool. I'm reminded of the Sesame Street song One of These Things....

But I guess this really is a fairly accurate description of my life.

One-Hundred Eighty Degrees

I thought I'd depart a little from my usual fare and give you something really deep. Happy pondering.

"Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind." Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind." What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind."

-Jack Handey